Herp-Derp Herpderpian of the land of Herpderpia, here to bring you the wisdom of the Herpderpians. No actually this is just a collection of stuff I think is funny or good or mostly good.. Basically my inspiration blog.
Yea ever wonder why people just didn’t start riding zebras one day and make it a thing? Yea, that’s why.
FUN WORLDBUILDING FACT: Wolf hunts are a Thing during the winter and they look SOMETHING LIKE THIS except that the zebra is a varkha and has a rider with either a bow or some variant of the bolo. THE TRICK IS TO KILL THE FUCKING WOLF BEFORE YOUR HORSE DOES.
tl;dr ponies are fucking mean and they can and will attempt to trample any predatory animal that is not a bear or a tiger.
AND EVEN THEN, THERE ARE TIGERS WITH SPUR WOUNDS/SCARS BECAUSE HORSES.