Bilbo, allow me to introduce: Fili, Kili, Óin, Glóin, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, Ori and the leader of our company, Thorin Oakenshield.
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consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
WHO’S CHASING WHO NOW BITCH
YEAH YOU BETTER RUN YOU BITCH ASS RUN BITCH RUN
don’t screw with zebras okay
Yea ever wonder why people just didn’t start riding zebras one day and make it a thing? Yea, that’s why.
FUN WORLDBUILDING FACT: Wolf hunts are a Thing during the winter and they look SOMETHING LIKE THIS except that the zebra is a varkha and has a rider with either a bow or some variant of the bolo. THE TRICK IS TO KILL THE FUCKING WOLF BEFORE YOUR HORSE DOES.
tl;dr ponies are fucking mean and they can and will attempt to trample any predatory animal that is not a bear or a tiger.
AND EVEN THEN, THERE ARE TIGERS WITH SPUR WOUNDS/SCARS BECAUSE HORSES.
This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
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From Production Video 4 [x]
#bofur not only pushes bilbo behind him #he also drags him back so he’s circled by the other dwarfs as well fuck my life
I just keep seeing Bombur pulling Bifur in front of him
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I HAVEN’T SEEN IT ON MY DASH SO I JUST THOUGHT I’D SHARE A REALLY FUCKING GOOD IMPERSONATION OF GANDALF AND GOLLUM SINGING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
WHAT OH MY LORD SGVDBTHN
im gONNA PISS MY PANTS
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“How to deactivate a cat”
For those that are like “what?” it is instinct for a cat to stop moving when picked up by the scruff of the neck, as that’s how a mother cat gets her kittens places.
OH MY GODS THEY HAVE AN OFF SWITCH
HAHAHAHAHA
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